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Joke of the Day
"What did the lawyer say after the short trial? That was a brief case."
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"Who is this rorschach guy..... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting."
"Only dead fish go with the flow."
"How do you make a clown cry? Kill his entire family."
"On dating sites, some of the options for 'body type' should be, 'Vending machine', 'deformed walrus' and 'pudding in garbage bag'."
"I love this time of year, when the temperature changes from believing in global warming to not believing in global warming."
"Wanna have a little fun? Go to Facebook and post ""Anyone know a good lawyer?"" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!"
"My newest million dollar idea involves crowdsourcing. So, who has a million dollar idea for me?"
"The safe word is ""MMMBop."""
"A racist joke What's the difference between a sperm and a racist? A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being."