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Joke of the Day

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side."

"A baguette up the butt is a real pain in the ass."

"I'm still pissed that ""testicle Tuesday"" never took off."

"Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam's banana. "

"How is a penis and a paycheck the same? Neither one is big enough to satisfy your wife"

"Jeopardy gum If Jeopardy! champion Arthur Chu started a candy company, the gum would have a locomotive on the wrapper, and would be called - get this - Chu Chew!"

"The NFL these days Hide yo kids, hide yo wife"

"I can eat anything in the house unless it was specifically bought for my wife but the only way to know it's for her is to eat it. Apparently"

"Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn."

"""I find it hard, it's hard to find"" - Kurt Cobain looking for the TV remote"