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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when two giraffes collide? a giraffic jam!"
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"Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom? Their P is silent."
"How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is *definitely* out."
"My new girlfriend wants to meet my dad But I do too."
"If you want to look mysterious I would suggest painting your cornea with a sharpie. Always works for me."
"Two deaf guys... Two deaf guys, Ed and Harry, were hanging out talking, when Ed told Harry a joke. Harry laughed so hard he broke three fingers..."
"What's the difference between the strippers and the circus? The circus has a cunning array of stunts."
"Why can't you trick an unemployed jester? Because he's nobody's fool!"
"I call my weed the Quran... because every time I burn it I get stoned."
"Whats worst than a super long joke? A short one with no punchline"