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Joke of the Day

"Pet Shopping Paddy says ""Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador."" ""fuck that"" says Mick ""have you seen how many of their owners go blind"""

"Bugs Bunny turns 75 today. Now when he says ""What's up, Doc?"" he's legitimately concerned."

"Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling."

"The NSA: The only part of government that actually listens"

"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!!"

"Awkward=when autocorrect changes 'sooner' to 'sober' so email to 8 yr. old's teacher reads ""I apologize for not getting back to you sober"""

"What kind of seagull flies over a bay? A Bay-gull"

"I recently found out that they are reviving Full House. The show is called Fuller House, but Bob according to Bob Sagat, its called Filler House."

"My best friend ran away with my wife.... I miss him."

"Somehow,, We've got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under."