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Joke of the Day
"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It looks like the backstroke, sir."
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"Going down on a woman is the best. The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time..."
"I can't imagine how stressed Americans are feeling right now. I'm Canadian and I'm chugging maple syrup and just punched a moose."
"yo mama... yo mama so stupid she thinks yo mama jokes are still funny"
"Hey baby, You know how I know I'm getting laid tonight? I'm stronger than you."
"Dear parents of college students on Spring Break, Congrats!!! Many of you are about to be grandparents!!!"
"I like woman who are mentally stable and sexually unstable."
"I was walking thru the graveyard the other morning... Saw a guy kneeling behind a headstone. I walked up to him and greeted him ""Morning!"" He replied, ""Nah, I'm just taking a shit"""
"So, my girlfriend won't let me wear my mood ring anymore... ...I'm not really sure how I feel about it"
"""I gotta 'A' in spelling"" Tony told his father. ""You dope!"" he replied. ""There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"""