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Joke of the Day

"I was walking thru the graveyard the other morning... Saw a guy kneeling behind a headstone. I walked up to him and greeted him ""Morning!"" He replied, ""Nah, I'm just taking a shit"""

"Is there some organization that evaluates the quality of shea butter? Because if so, it could have Fifty Grades of Shea."

"""Yes I understand that's your face, but it's also the place where I need to put my butthole."" - Cats"

"What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin"

"Batman Pros: Intelligence, strategist, master fighter, money, Shit shaped like bats, Alfred Cons: Robin"

"[twirling my bra above my head like a helicopter and it gets stuck on the ceiling fan, im launched thru window into neighbors yard] me: hey"

"Never get a cheap circumcision. It's a rip-off."

"What fruit/vegetable doesnt leave your body through the anus? A Stomato"

"TIL why windows skipped a number going from Windows 8.1 to Windows 10 Because 7 8 9"

"What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut? Remove only the top 1% please."