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Joke of the Day

"Going down on a woman is the best. The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time..."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender."

"Robin Thicke. I wonder if his name applies to his Penis. Wonder if i can also call myself Willy Enormous. But mine will be obvious"

"[kids fighting in the back seat] ME: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PULL OVER AND START A PODCAST RIGHT NOW IF YOU 2 DON'T CUT IT OUT."

"What do you call a cold hotdog? A cold-dog"

"Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young."

"Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp, she's probably thick and tired of it."

"When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat? When he's a hillbilly."

"What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!"

"Are news anchors secretly insulting you? Moron this story at 11."