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Joke of the Day

"Hey baby, You know how I know I'm getting laid tonight? I'm stronger than you."

"Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies? So that they don't get mistaken for feminists"

"Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture."

"Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club Thank you all for coming."

"Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) ."

"Arguing with your parents is like trying to explain how to download music from iTunes to a plant."

"What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet? Noble rocks"

"I know a really good joke Braden"

"""I'm still a virgin"" -theres plenty of fish in the sea ""Ur right. I'll find someone"" -no, I mean u should give up & be a lonely fisherman"

"What's so difficult about being a camera man in the porn industry? Recording with one hand.."