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Joke of the Day
"I like woman who are mentally stable and sexually unstable."
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"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny!"
"I was going to make a Gay joke Butt fuck it."
"Are you a rollercoaster? *motions hands to be about a foot long* cuz im this tall to ride"
"Are those your discarded fingernails on this bus seat or are you just happy to watch me throw up my breakfast?"
"As much as I disagree with Donald Trumps policies, we agree one one major and vital thing... We would both love to fuck his daughter."
"Which real-life dictator was the most fun? Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!"
"Jesus fed 5000 people with one fish. Holy mackerel."
"I bet you vegetarians don't even feel guilty eating baby carrots. Barbarians."
"""I'm so over you."" - A blanket."