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Joke of the Day

"Dear parents of college students on Spring Break, Congrats!!! Many of you are about to be grandparents!!!"

"What is a gays favorite sandwich A lgblt."

"Wanna hear a joke about Reddit? This thread has been locked by the moderators due to excessive off-topic posting. [M]"

"I got stuck in a tornado once It sucked"

"How did the farmer find his girlfriend? He tractor!"

"Seriously joggers?! You're gonna run and carry on a conversation at the same time? And I'm all outta breath just finishing this McMuffin!!!"

"Why did Dracula need medicine? Because he was coffin."

"It might be hard for your audience to link them together. Coming up with Zelda jokes can be difucult, but you shouldn't try to force it."

"I need another name for a dinosaur. I should consult the Thesaurus."

"How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Rather than change it they will just sit in a corner and cry like little bitches"