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Joke of the Day

"So, my girlfriend won't let me wear my mood ring anymore... ...I'm not really sure how I feel about it"

"What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"The only clowns I'm afraid of... Are the ones running for president"

"I think my neighbor is stalking me... as I saw her googling my name on her computer last night.I saw it through my telescope."

"What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name? He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie."

"Why don't blacks like Tylenol? They have to pick cotton to get to them."

"I like to throw bottles into the ocean with notes that just say, k."

"please stop asking me to change my password, i'm getting tired of renaming my cat all the time"

"Man this clown thing is really getting out of control there are even 2 clowns running for president ."

"[Starbucks Assassins Inc] CHIEF: Write this down. Target's name is John BARISTA: [writes] Jamie C: Ok. Memorise it B: [eyes shut] Janet"