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Joke of the Day
"How do you fit 4 gay guys on one chair? Turn it upside down"
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"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave."
"""You've reached 911"" Knock knock ""Sir ple-"" Knock knock ""This is not-"" Knock knock ""ok, who's there?"" Ben ""Ben who"" Ben shot real bad ""NICE"""
"How long does it take Mexicans to build a oh wow, they're done."
"*wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort* Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me *climbing out of fort* YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!"
"The only good part about choking to death on Teddy Grahams is your family can technically say you were killed by bears. Which sounds cool."
"Invisible man goes to the doctor. Doctor says ""I can't see you right now."" -Christ Novacelic, Reading 1992"
"There should be bongs and blunts at viewings in funeral homes... A true wake and bake."
"yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic"
"inexplicably call ur boss ""shortpants"" until he gets insecure & buys pants that are longer. dont stop til he looks like a kid in dad clothes"