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Joke of the Day

"""You've reached 911"" Knock knock ""Sir ple-"" Knock knock ""This is not-"" Knock knock ""ok, who's there?"" Ben ""Ben who"" Ben shot real bad ""NICE"""

"I just found out that my pillow has a better sex life than me It gets head every night"

"Cleaning ladies: The new craze that's sweeping the nation"

"Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party? They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS."

"Did you hear about the car with wooden wheels, a wooden engine, and wooden doors? It wooden start"

"James Bond is my favorite drunk, horny murderer."

"Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable."

"Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ? The characters in this book are entirely fictional."

"Here comes my big moment... MOMENT."

"how does james bond prefer his women? shaven, not furred"