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Joke of the Day
"yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic"
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"""I could probz bench press, like, five of you""-me talking to a cool squirrel I just met"
"I tried telling him to stop eating Canadian provinces But he's having Nunavut"
"I'm fantastic in bed I can stay asleep for 15 hours!"
"A Canadian man has found a dead mouse in his McDonalds coffee. They just don't seem to put the effort into those happy meal toys anymore."
"I've been single so long I deserve a bachelors degree"
"Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike."
"How did my operation go Doc? Dr ; What? Dr ; Omg I've only got half a colon?"
"Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around......."
"I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that."