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Joke of the Day

"*wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort* Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me *climbing out of fort* YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!"

"Taylor Swift seems like one of those chicks who thinks it's cute to put her bare feet on the dashboard of a car when riding shotgun."

"An inmate from a mental asylum escaped and started raping people. The next day headlines read : Nut bolts and screws."

"What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak? A T-Bone!!!!"

"- Are you sure? -defenet... difini... difine... YES IM SURE!"

"Punchline... Joke..."

"*discretely picks a booger* *slyly wipes it on her blouse* Funeral Director: Sir, we can see you and narrating it just makes it worse."

"When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'"

"Some people like cats and some people don't. Apparently the Pope's a cataholic."

"What did one banana say to another banana? I find you a-peeling"