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Joke of the Day

"There should be bongs and blunts at viewings in funeral homes... A true wake and bake."

"If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager"

"TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION"

"Ever notice how pathetically lonely you are when the person in the next bathroom stall completely ignores your knock knock joke?"

"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart."

"Whats the difference between a zit and a priest? (My 17 year old camper just said this, made me cringe) A zit waits till you're a teenager to come on your face."

"Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television? Because the white balance was off on the camera."

"I wanna die by getting stuck my lightning Shocking, I know."

"Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!"

"What did you get for your birthday? Another year!"