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Joke of the Day

"Invisible man goes to the doctor. Doctor says ""I can't see you right now."" -Christ Novacelic, Reading 1992"

"""Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"" Me: ""Sometimes?"" ""Are you smarter than a 16 year old?"" Me: ""Always."""

"What did the father say to the pedophile at the beach? ""Hey you're in my son"""

"What do you call over the counter Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"

"Heading down to the Autopsy Club later. It's open Mike night."

"If the answer is 'cockrobin', what's the question? 'What's up my ass, Batman?'"

"Hard tacos are just soft tacos from the street."

"Did you hear about the girl with the boobs on her back? She was hell to look at but nice to dance with."

"What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat? An investigator."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."