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Joke of the Day

"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave."

"When she screams ""deeper!""... ...but you already have a degree in philosophy."

"87% of my day is spent remembering my kids names and my anniversary and stuff and the other 57% is trying to do math."

"Two people have knocked on my door this morning so I did what any grown adult would do and hid."

"I tried to get team shirts for a sailing camp I'm going on But I just couldn't get the idea to stay afloat"

"Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? 200 people died."

"A bad metaphor is like a cucumber with a parachute."

"I decided I am going to be a virgin... so that I can set a good example for my children"

"They say only pedophiles won't get this joke..."

"Please don't put out your cigarettes in the urinal... they are so damn hard to light up again."