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Joke of the Day
"Obama sure is waiting until the last minute to take everyone's guns."
Next Joke
"So my 10yr old & her friends were talkin about 'seizures' in class & this random kid yells out 'I LOVE their breadsticks!' Can I adopt him?"
"Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? ~Why? -Because she had no arms ... -Knock knock ~Who's there? -Well, it sure as shit isn't little Suzy"
"*orders a medium pizza* *opens box* PIZZA: I've contacted your late grandmother. She wants you to know- *eats pizza*"
"What's the difference between OP and Fed-Ex?"
"If a malevolent demon is watching you sleep, simply go to Settings > General > Privacy > Malevolent Demon Who Watches You Sleep (Deactivate)"
"Why is Iron Man's arch nemesis not Wrinkle Man?"
"History Trivia: In many photographs of Hitler,a golden retriever wearing a Nazi uniform can be seen. This is notorious war criminal Herr Bud"
"Clueless shark. Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles? A : It had a bleed on its tail fin."
"What do angry beavers build? DAMNITS!"