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Joke of the Day
"Obama sure is waiting until the last minute to take everyone's guns."
Next Joke
"I went to an orgy for squares and was confused by their one weird rule. Don't fuck around!"
"When is my wife's favorite day to make love? Tomorrow"
"What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson? The position of the dirtbag"
"Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)? They can't defend towers."
"Have you seen www.apathy.com? No and quite honestly I can't be bothered."
"trump is shitting furiously into a golden toilet right this moment"
"In Soviet Russia ... the Government owns the Corporations."
"Girls say they want a guy with a sense of humor, but they don't specify what type. Remember, serial killers think murder is a hoot."
"Revenge is a dish best served with revengetables."