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Joke of the Day
"I may be 26, but I have the body of a 16 year old. Her parents are very upset. As are the police."
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"What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster? A Nobel Prize"
"Caution: Cutting corners may lead to extra corners."
"Parents My father was a dentist and my mother was a manicurist. For most of their married life they fought tooth and nail."
"What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent? Nun the Wiser"
"If video games actually influenced behaviour you'd see a lot more people accidentally jumping in the air when they try to open doors."
"Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?... Father: It means 'to be happy'.   Son: Are you gay?   Father: No, son. I have a wife."
"What did one nose say when the other nose said ""I love you""? ""Back achoo!"""
"carpe natem Translate it if you don't know Latin."
"I was pretty sure you were the wrong kind of crazy. Then you used ""luckfully"" in a tweet and removed all doubt."