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Joke of the Day
"Viagra now comes in a nasal spray. It's for dick heads."
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"Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job."
"A guy walks into a pub he was hiding from the police after they shot his family for j walking"
"What do you call a psychic little person on the lam? A small medium at large"
"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"What if animals ""were"" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits? Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry."
"So called ""Trader"" Joe's wouldn't let me pay with furs or rum or even live birds."
"Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times? A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it."
"I've found that whenever God closes a door, Satan hands me a lockpick."
"If one quits quitting... Are they still a quitter?"