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Joke of the Day
"What did one nose say when the other nose said ""I love you""? ""Back achoo!"""
Next Joke
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass."
"*4yo son, crying* I'm sorry! How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace? *sigh* Parenting is hard."
"Just recently I fucked a girl for an hour Thanks daylight savings!"
"Why is Jesus Christ so buff? Crossfit"
"What does America and Sauron have in common? They are both shit at protecting towers"
"I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing."
"What did a chemist say to a deaf guy? Does it matter?"
"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Patient Anonymous! I see a lot of new faces here and frankly, I'm disappointed."
"When an old lady dies and then her husband dies a couple of weeks later, it isn't because his heart is broken. It's because he can't cook."