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Joke of the Day

"I was pretty sure you were the wrong kind of crazy. Then you used ""luckfully"" in a tweet and removed all doubt."

"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He didn't wrap his Whopper"

"This year I've decided I'm going to exercise religiously... That means I'm going to work out on Easter and Christmas and I'm done."

"What's the difference between a woman and bacon....? You can't beat bacon....!"

"What is green and smells like bacon? ... Kermit's finger"

"The new pope sure lives up to his religion. His roamin around all over the place!"

"Man: You've been very loyal but it's best we part ways Dog: I don't understand. What's the problem? Man: Your talking kinda freaks me out."

"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A Roman Catholic"

"An angry teenager from a Catholic home began dressing as a monk to mock his parents' faith. When asked by a friend how her son had been, the boy's mother replied, ""Well, he's been-a-dick-teen lately."""

"If i was stranded on an island with a fully functioning plane and a runaway,, I'd still be stranded on an island."