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Joke of the Day

"I was pretty sure you were the wrong kind of crazy. Then you used ""luckfully"" in a tweet and removed all doubt."

"My signature move, is pulling on a push only door, when attempting to get it for a woman."

"If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits"

"*seinfeld voice* What's the dill with pickles?"

"What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it? Guac-A-Mole."

"What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !"

"Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O."

"I got a new couch... ...wasn't sure how comfortable it would be, but sofa so good!"

"What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant? Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!"

"What kind of fish has two knees? A tunee fish."