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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster? A Nobel Prize"
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"What's the worst part of being a paedophile? It's hard to fit in."
"I wasn't going to buy Thrift Shop on iTunes... But it was .99 cents!"
"If Trump gets the Presidency, he'll ban all shredded cheese from being bought... He wants to make America grate again."
"Know why I won't have two pet rocks? 'Cause I ain't raising no pebbles! .. Idk, my brother told me that years ago and I still think it's clever."
"How do you get a frog out of a paper bag? Ripit"
"How is Ducktape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired"
"WAy back in the day Canada was originally called CND So America calls CND and asks them to spell it so they know what to write on their maps. The guy from CND replies, ""C eh, N eh, D eh."""
"When I left for work this morning, the dog begged me to stay and the cat handed me my keys."
"Three Legged Dog A three legged dog walks into a bar in the Old West and says, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..."""