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Joke of the Day

"carpe natem Translate it if you don't know Latin."

"Nixon had to be photographed at an angle to make him appear upright. One of the drawbacks of him having a list."

"What did the clone troopers say after they killed Aayla Secura? Bye Felucia"

"Some members of Alphaville wanted to undergo Freud based therapy. They talked it out and decided it would be better to stay forever Jung."

"Ash enters battle with his pikachu Ash:""Pikachu use thunder bolt"" Pikachu: ""Your dad is paying the electricity bill?"""

"I never would've noticed that you removed me as a friend, until you tried to add me back."

"The word of the day is: bishop My sister fell down the stairs, i had to pick the bitch up"

"There are TV shows literally every day so no I am not free to hang out ever."

"Does this subreddit like jokes about sodium? ""Na"""

"Michael Phelps can't play any MMORPG anymore He always gets banned as a gold farmer."