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"Caution: Cutting corners may lead to extra corners."
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"""I'll shave whoever I want! I'll shave you, I'll shave her! I'll shave a goddamn baby if need be!"" Sean Connery, boasting about his heroism"
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"I was pumping some iron in the gym yesterday, when the trainer pointed out that the hole in the weights was supposed to be for attaching them to a bar."
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"How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving."