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Joke of the Day
"What's the atheist's view on God? Nahweh."
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"Whenever people say they're willing to do ""whatever it takes"" to ""make it in Hollywood"" they never mean ""patiently work on their craft""."
"4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree."
"Is a lightsaber's blade hot or cold? Neither. Its warm. *picks up lightsaber *warm warm warm*"
"Why does a fetus have more rights than a women? Because a fetus still have a chance to become a Man"
"Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident."
"Women are super awesome at remembering insults but we have the memory of a goldfish with compliments and need them repeated continually."
"How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden? All the trees have square roots."
"who lives in a pineapple in the back of the white van Spongebob, go meet him kids he has free candy, go and look"
"I was just accosted by a small child riding shotgun in a shopping cart yelling ""why you ain't got no babies?""I bet my father in law paid her"