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Joke of the Day
"Is a lightsaber's blade hot or cold? Neither. Its warm. *picks up lightsaber *warm warm warm*"
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"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ""A beer please, and one for the road."""
"What type of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers"
"Adults have imaginary friends too... his name is God."
"What do men and women have in common? Both need some tissues after watching a good movie."
"On the one hand I feel bad that Jeniffer Lawrence privacy was invaded, but on the other hand ...well that hand is busy."
"Thank you, slow walking family in front of me on the footpath, No please, take your time.... and definitely spread out, so you create a barricade of idiots."
"I wish IKEA was more like Lego.. on the back of the box it would show you 4 other things you could make from the same materials."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The bitch can suck my dick in the dark for all I care...."
"2 people got in an argument on the other side of the makeshift boat i'm on. So I yelled, what's with all the Rift-Raft over there!?"