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Joke of the Day

"Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident."

"What type of car does an African drive? A Sudan"

"What a do pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."

"Why do they eat snails in France? They don't like fastfood"

"Why shouldn't you drink Pepsi or Coke before you turn 18 ? Because they are A-Rated . . . . . . (Aerated) for the dumbasses"

"I can't stand being in a wheelchair."

"What do you call it when you finger a pony? Feeling a little horse."

"If Barack and Joe were in a buddy cope movie, would it be called ""Abiden By The Law""?"

"What's the difference between Barrack Obama and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods only wants to fuck your wife."

"I thought my roommate was joking when he said Gary Oldman was in the Harry Potter movies. He was dead Sirius."