1910

Joke of the Day

"Why does a fetus have more rights than a women? Because a fetus still have a chance to become a Man"

"Two fish in a tank... One says to the other ""how the hell do you drive this thing?!"""

"if accidentally consumed consult a doctor immediately, phew good thing i did it on purpose"

"cucumber and potato. What the potato said to the cucumber? - Hi, How are you? What the cucumber answered? - OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING POTATO!!!!!!!!!"

"They say ""once you go black, you never go back,"" but.. If it's Hispanic, you know it's *gigantic!*"

"I'm making a documentary show about the different jobs in the air travel industry. The first episode is about the flight attendants."

"Do you know why I pulled you over? ""Yes, because I was driving a motorized toilet."" I meant this time ""Oh. No."" Please step out of the oven."

"How does a nun lose her virginity? Dresses up as an altar boy"

"What do you call an Italian reggae enthusiast? A pastafarian"

"I'm so hipster... I wear modern clothes before anybody in the future wears them as hipster fashion."