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Joke of the Day
"4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree."
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"We really need to silence the Muslim jokes I'm talking to the guys in particular, since the Women are already silent."
"[SPOILER] Ending of Civil War. Lincoln gets killed at the end."
"Woman: ""All men want from us is sex."" Man: ""We like to eat too"""
"If you're having second thoughts... You're two ahead of most people."
"A builder came up to me. He said, ""Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"" ""Yes,"" I said. ""You just have to balance it on a flat surface."""
"My girlfriend must think that I'm John Cena. She told me she's not seeing me anymore."
"""This race is over,"" said Donald Trump, referring to the entire human race if he is elected president."
"Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers."
"If you jingle my bells, I will promise you a white Christmas."