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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden? All the trees have square roots."
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"What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spectator."
"My friend texted saying she was threatened by an organization. ""And their name was"" ""ISIS"" ""Calm down! Is who?"""
"Women defy physics. The heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up."
"Compare to what Luke and Anakin had lost, Leia is considered lucky At least she still has the D"
"Can't believe the Obama 2012 campaign isn't using the slogan ""Once you go black, you don't go back."""
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"I named my vagina ""TARDIS"". It's bigger on the inside."
"""There is superstitious....... writing on the wall..."" No Stevie, that's just the wood chip mate."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park ? They woke him up."