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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an exploding box? Your new Note 7 package"
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"Money went much further in the 1980s when you could peel the price stickers off milk cartons and stick them on anything you needed."
"An asteroid 1,200 light years away has a 0.6% chance of colliding with the Earth, and you all just walking around like everything is fine."
"A man finishes a tube of chapstick... ...just kidding."
"I'm a simple man. I just want to be rich and powerful enough to always get what I want. Nothing more."
"Love every corner They said you will find love in every corner. I must say my life is in a circle"
"""I got you, babe."" - kidnappers"
"My coffee tastes like dirt! What gives? It's fresh ground."
"If God really made Eve from Adam's rib bone. Then women are really men and we're all gay. Discuss."
"Which emoticon indicates the desire to cover someone with fire ants?"