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Joke of the Day
"What do dolphins use to stay clean? All-porpoise cleaner."
Next Joke
"You can lead a horse to water and if he walks on it congratulations you found horse jesus."
"What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering? At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win."
"all I wanna do is [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] move to a safer neighborhood"
"Someone told me today that I'm pretentious... Moi!?!?"
"I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them."
"what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef"
"What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter? Anna May"
"Now that Fox News is 18 can we send it to Iraq?"
"Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when hit multiple times with an axe."