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Joke of the Day
"DOCTOR: *stethoscope on my back* Gimme a very slow exhale. ME: EXXXXHHHHHHAAAALLLLLE"
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"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? 0"
"Hope Rod Stewart knows that Maggie May stopped listening to the song when he sang, ""The morning sun in your face really shows your age."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ? Ben knocking on this door all morning !"
"A skeleton goes into a bar... orders a beer, and a mop."
"I hope Death is a feminist. That way nothing will ever change."
"After months of practice, I can finally touch my toes. (By telling them that they are beautiful.)"