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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus? A lickalottapuss."
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"I'm half Asian. All white people are. But my Cauc part is bigger."
"How long can one listen to a kid talk before it's officially considered a hostage situation?"
"Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status? She's only happy when ""It's Complicated."""
"Cs go joke How many CS GO silver ranked players does it take to fix a light bulb. None cause they cant climb the ladder ahahahahahaha"
"English teachers' favorite knock-knock joke Knock-knock Who's there? To To who? *To whom*"
"What did the Elephant say to the naked man? That's cute but can you breath through it?"
"Why did all the female pandas want to mate with that one male panda? Because he had the big bamboo."
"*guitarist breaks guitar* HELL YEAH *drummer throws drums* YES YES *singer stabs a bunch of guys* OH MY GOD *bassist plants a bomb* STOP"
"I may be schizophrenic ... But at least I have each other."