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Joke of the Day
"What's yellow and smells of bananas? Monkey sick"
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"Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver? Because she's dead."
"If you see a profile pic with 1 fat girl and 1 pretty girl and can't figure out who's profile it is, make no mistakes... it's the fat one's."
"Was just in an elevator with my ex, so I stopped at every floor to show him he was wrong on so many levels."
"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His summer was ok."
"Someday, I will make a great dad.... I don't have any parenting experience, but I *can* tell terrible jokes."
"Friends from school are like hot dogs You have them because they're there, not because you love them"
"What's the safest font? Helmetica."
"You never realize what have till its gone........ Toilet paper is a good example of this."
"What do you call an annoying black person? A nagger."