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Joke of the Day

"A simpler, more believable theory is that all the dinosaurs got married and just quit having sex all together."

"Lawyer: ""What is your date of birth?"" Witness: ""July 15th."" Lawyer: ""What year?"" Witness: ""Every year."""

"The Biggest Joke Ever Team Fortress 2 competitive matchmaking."

"A man said to me, ""Man, I was so wasted last night I went home and blew chunks!"" I said, ""most people are sick after drinking too much."" ""No, you don't understand."" he replied. ""Chunks is my pitbull."""

"Retweet this if you think they should make gallon sized Caprisuns and have it still be a squeezable.. Think about it."

"No matter how popular they get.. ... antibiotics are never going viral."

"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."

"My wife is so educated She has a PhD in yelling sciences."

"Jokes on you! For clicking to see what was written here !!!!!!"

"My dick is like and old antenna television... ...it takes a pair of needle nosed pliers, and a few smacks from my father to get turned on."