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Joke of the Day
"I just saw a stage show about puns... It was a play on words."
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"I renewed my driver's license today and was asked if I wanted to be an organ donor. I declined but did offer to give them my old harmonica."
"Watched The Little Mermaid with my girl last night & realized that Aerial could be on an episode of Hoarders. : /"
"There Are A Couple of Types of People in this World Those who play half life, and those who know what the number ""3"" is. I still don't understand what 3 is..."
"Two mormons walk into a bar Have a drink, talk to some ladies, do some blow, have sex, then wake up and leave the Mormon religion."
"Apparently The Hulk's blind date went well. I asked him about it today and he just said ""Hulk Smash."""
"Neurotic condoms stay awake at night thinking ""I'm only 99% effective."""
"How do you confuse an asian? Put a steering wheel in front of them"
"What kind of bee produces milk? A BOOBEE!"
"Yo Momma is sooo fat.... That when the Millennium Falcon saw her, Ben said ""That's no moon"""