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Joke of the Day
"I just saw a stage show about puns... It was a play on words."
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"Why can you trust a coffee roaster? Because he never spills the beans :-)"
"What do you call it when one guy demands that another guy go to the movies and give him a hand job? A mandate"
"What kind of bear dissolves in water? A polar bear."
"Where are average things built? In a satisfactory"
"You know you're getting old when the kids start referring to your savings as their inheritance."
"Breaking News....Explosion at Cheese Factory De-brie everywhere!"
"I remember when [person x] was just *this* big (hold hand at knee level)... Then as I got closer I realized it was a matter of perspective."
"What do you call a cat on a big plate? a platterpuss"
"Elephant meets a camel somehow. The elephant asks the camel why he has boobs on his back. The camel replies, ""You don't have much to say because you have a dick on your face."""