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Joke of the Day

"I renewed my driver's license today and was asked if I wanted to be an organ donor. I declined but did offer to give them my old harmonica."

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"Falling in love is like diving into a tin of marshmallows, then hitting your head on the bottom."
"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken"
"Have you heard about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies."
"Donald Trump was born when someone put a pinkie ring in a bag of Cheetos and left it in a lightning storm."
"*takes load of groceries off of old woman's hands* these are mine now you old prune"
"Joke's on my neighbour, I actually like being kept locked in his shed."
"Someone called me immature today. Guess who isn't allowed in my tree house?"
"What is the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until the boy is 14 to come on his face"
"WIFE: you need a haircut ME: I do not WIFE: *whistles and a little bird pops up on top of my head, chirping* ME: shhhh, she just had babies"