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Joke of the Day
"Why do batteries feel lonely? Because they are never included in anything."
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"Trump is President. Yes, President Trump."
"""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."" ""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""
"You've heard about the Ferguson situation, right? The issues raised aren't exactly black or white."
"Tourette's convention rally What do we want?! A CURE FOR TOURETTE!! When do we want it?! CUNT! SHIT! FUCK!"
"My gf just sent me an SMS: ""Spacekeydoesn'tworkcanyougivemeanalternative"" I am really excited but what the f**k does ternative mean?"
"How do you piss off 2 feminazis? Put them in a room with each other"
"Knock Knock... 1.Knock knock. Whos there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!"
"Who was the greatest motherfucker in history? Oedipus."
"How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta? With a crowbar."