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Joke of the Day

"There Are A Couple of Types of People in this World Those who play half life, and those who know what the number ""3"" is. I still don't understand what 3 is..."

"Anyone here know of Gaddafi? Probably not. He's pretty underground."

"What's the opposite of a basic Jew? A Hasidic Jew. (Thank you.. Thank you.. I'll be here all week..)"

"In 21st century Deleting history is more important than making history"

"Why do old men prefer golf more than sex? The fewer the strokes the better you are at it ;)"

"My Girlfriend thought we should get Friends With Benefits. I dumped her, I can't stand Justin Timberlake."

"One time, at this party... I went to get a drink and there was no punch line."

"Online piracy is bad, one time I downloaded a boat"

"What Austrian girls and wine have in common? Both mature in a cellar."

"Chimney Sweep Lady chimneysweep is a real fluesie"