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"How do you confuse an asian? Put a steering wheel in front of them"
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"What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called? A Terrista"
"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for a culture of entitled white American children who are systematically fed a diet of high fructose corn syrup."
"A Trochee looks at his friend and says ""you look a little stressed"". The friend says ""i am"""
"Why can't witches have babies? Because their husbands have hollow-weenies."
"The Job Interview: HR: So you are bilingual? Me: Si HR: In your native tongue please. Me: Ooga Booga"
"""Any two-watt bulbs?"" ""For what?"" ""That'll do. I'll take two."" ""Two what?"" ""I thought you didn't have any."" ""Any what?"" ""Yes, please."""
"Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories? There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number."
"Not proof-reading ruins lives A husband wrote the following to his wife: ""I'm having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."""
"Did you hear about all the Pokemon that died in the fire? All that was left was Ash"