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Joke of the Day

"Apparently The Hulk's blind date went well. I asked him about it today and he just said ""Hulk Smash."""

"Once you go black.. You become a single mother."

"Where does marine wildlife get treated? The Squid-ward."

"Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately."

"Me: What's w/the ice pack? 12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache? 12: Yes."

"What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy."

"Hey does anyone know how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism?"

"I dont downvote It's bad karma."

"After our house burnt down, the police said it could be someone we know... My wife and I had one question. ""Could it be arson?"""

"If the workouts you're talking about aren't the bedroom variety no one wants to hear about it."