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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bee produces milk? A BOOBEE!"
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"Why are Gametes good at marketing? Sex cells!"
"I'm sure everything will be fine. I'm sure of lots of things that are wrong. I'm highly fallible."
"I wanted to tell you an UDP joke But you won't get it."
"EXECUTIVE: Calling our store ""Bed & Bath"" isn't working. How can we take our branding to the next level? BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea..."
"What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!"
"Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window? *Tequila*"
"What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate? ""OH^- NO^3+ !"""
"Why is the quadratic formula so cool? Because it has 'ac'."
"A man walked into his house... A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps."