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Joke of the Day
"I wanted venison for dinner But my wife said it was a little deer."
Next Joke
"wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill... :D"
"Another knock knock joke X: Knock knock. Y: Who's there? X: Doctor."
"Do you know why one side of the V Is slightly larger when birds fly together? Because there are more birds on that side."
"My girlfriend is a porn star. She'll be mad when she finds out."
"Could you Christian rock singers please invest in a thesaurus. I think God is fully aware by now that you think he is ""great"" and ""awesome."""
"Came up with this one today How do the Russians invade the Ukraine? They rush in."
"What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage."
"Being an adult is like being a Quentin Tarantino movie: it starts out real cool, there's lots of cursing, it's very confusing, everyone dies"
"The sperm is swimming towards the egg... The breakfast is ruined!"