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Joke of the Day
"Came up with this one today How do the Russians invade the Ukraine? They rush in."
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"What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey"
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"A thief broke into my house last night.. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so i woke up and searched with him."
"Obama is an obamanation. That is all."
"I just lost my mood ring... I'm not sure what to feel about this."
"Pizza is like prostitution You pay for it, it comes over to your house, and then you eat it"
"My entry for the shortest joke in the world congress"
"I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come... Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left."
"I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus, and now I'm impecunious."