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Joke of the Day
"The sperm is swimming towards the egg... The breakfast is ruined!"
Next Joke
"What did the mailman ask his girlfriend? Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)"
"My boss: ""Sean, what do you know about Twitter?"" Me: ""nothing. Why? What have you heard?"""
"The words synonym and antonym are antonyms. Well played, antonym."
"What's something that Slaves have and rich people want? Nothing!"
"H2O is water. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking and bathing."
"Life without love is pointless.... Love without life is necrophilia"
"Just realized some twitter handles are probably prison ID numbers."
"My life would be so much easier if it wasn't for that thing...God, what is that thing called...other people."
"Why are gays never late for hotel check out? Because they get their shit packed the night before"