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Joke of the Day

"Another knock knock joke X: Knock knock. Y: Who's there? X: Doctor."

"What do they call the Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with cheese"

"Does He Bite Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite? Reggie: That's what I want to find out."

"What is your favorite joke about women? Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove."

"Police are like a box of chocolates.... They'll kill your dog."

"Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9!"

"Why shouldn't you take away a hobos shit? It might be his lunch."

"[politics] I think Trump settled the whole ""tiny hands equals small penis"" argument today... It must take a pretty massive dick to fuck the entire world at once"

"Why can't the blonde get her drivers license? Everytime the car stops, she wants to jump in the backseat."

"If Trump wins the election, I'm leaving the country. If Clinton wins the election, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political post; I just want to travel."