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Joke of the Day

"Could you Christian rock singers please invest in a thesaurus. I think God is fully aware by now that you think he is ""great"" and ""awesome."""

"What is a dog's favorite camp sport? Woofleball"

"Why don't orphans play professional Baseball? They don't know where home is."

"It's a fun and games til I get super drunk, flip the Monopoly board and tell everyone to get the hell out of my house."

"Afghani drinking game for Cricket World Cup car bombs"

"why did Adele cross the street? To say hello...from the other side"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Cold and bitter."

"Then God said, ""Let there be Internet drama""; and there was Internet drama. And God saw that it was good."

"What is a North Korean's favorite school subject? Kimistry"

"If laughter is the best medicine, then most facebook status updates are Herpes, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis and Syphilis all rolled into one."